Monday, March 30, 2009

Secret Fantasy



I have a secret fantasy but before I tell you all what it is I'll set the scene up for you.  I'm not the best writer so bear with me....here goes.

A hot guy spots you across the room and you can feel your knees buckle just a bit.  For a split second your stomach feels like someone unleashed a thousand butterflies from within.  A heat flash makes its way up your body starting from your toes and ending with leaving your cheeks and chest flushed.  As he approaches you and sits beside you, you look into his eyes and then he leans over and whispers into your ear, "tell me your secret fantasy?".  His voice, his breath, its all too much for me to bear.  I gingerly lean over and reply back in my sexiest of voices....."being left behind and locked in Sephora"

Girls, I've got serious problems and I don't think its going to get better anytime soon!!! This is what this mommy thinks of during her children's nap time.  Instead of mopping floors or doing laundry, Nadia thinks about things like this.  The fact that I'm documenting this, well......  Lordy, lordy I better make an doctor's appointment and soon!

11 comments:

Warhol's Next Muse said...

OMG, I could not agree more about the Sephora thing, that place is Utopia! We don't have it here :( but when I was in Las Vegas last Sept I spent nearly $900 in it all in one go - Best. Day. Ever. lol

Sarah Bella said...

Oh my gosh...you had me worried there for a minute as what this secret fantasy could be...lol...I died laugh! That's my fantasy, too. I long to left at Sephora when the mall closes and I can try on EVERYTHING without anyone looking. Ahhhh, pure bliss. It's a good thing we don't live in the same town because you and I would get ourselves in trouble. :)
When I should be picking up toys and putting the dishes away I searching ebay or makeupalley for my newest MUST HAVE. It's bad, bad, bad. I need help!

LoveLipstickandLime said...

Hey Sarah, glad u got a laugh out of it. You're right, we'd definitely get outselves in trouble if we lived in the same town. I have problems with budgets, if you know what I mean.

LoveLipstickandLime said...

Hi Warhol's Next Muse, thanks for joining! $900 is a fantasy right there!! I could have imagined your delight especially because you don't have Sephora where you live. Good for you, I hope you get to do it again some day. xxx Nadia

mizzworthy said...

LMAO - This was so funny! Loves it!

LoveLipstickandLime said...

Missworthy, thanks, glad u got a good laugh from it. xxxNadia

..::MAYRA::... said...

THIS WAS SOOOO FUNNY I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH DAY DREAMING ABOUT MAKE UP WHEN I REALLY SHOULD BE DOING MORE EFFICIENT THINGS LOL

LoveLipstickandLime said...

I'm pretty sad...lol But, that's me, poor hubby's used it.

Sonya said...

OMG that was hilarious. You are such a tease!! I think I get more turned on by make-up than even that hot Abercrombie model looking guy LOL.

I'm sure a lot of people got turned on reading that. he he

bubblegarm said...

lol :)

*stars*in*my*pocket* said...

This cracked me up!!! FABULOUS!!! <3

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